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    1、今天下雪了,凍得直發抖。

    奢侈一把打了個車,我問司機,車上有暖風嗎?

    司機:有啊,上車吧!車開了一會兒

    我:師傅,這么冷,咱們把暖風打開吧!

    司機:暖風壞了!

    2、有個笑話是這樣說的:成都的天氣預報近期要下雪,近期有雨,近期有大風,近期有極端天氣,近期……

    3、兒子問:“媽媽,會不會下雪啊!好久沒見過雪了!”

    我答:“你見過雪嗎?”

    兒子回:“見過啊,見過一次!”

    我追問:“哪里見的?”

    兒子眨眨眼回:“電視上啊!”

    南方的孩紙傷不起啊,見雪也成了一種奢望!

    坐等下雪,下大雪,下大大雪!

    4、昨晚下了一晚上的雪,第二天我去樓下開車,看到窗戶沒了,車里面都是雪。我特別氣憤去找物業,說有人砸了我的窗戶。

    物業看了一眼車:姑娘,你下次能把車窗搖上不?

    5、今天下雪想起小時候一件趣事,那年媽媽看到冬天了怕我冷給我做了一條棉褲,因為棉褲太厚,JJ太短,每次上廁所都把棉褲尿濕了,于是媽媽要我以后蹲著尿,被一小伙伴看到后笑話我,于是我為了能站著撒尿,為了男人的尊嚴,死也不肯穿棉褲了。

    6、下雪了,我穿了雙棉靴仍然很凍腳,就跟麻麻訴苦

    我:麻麻,腳好冷。。

    然后麻麻看看我的腳說了一句很經典的話:這樣還腳冷,估計你只能穿風火輪了。。。

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